If this dumb ass whore wins, here is how I am going to play the tape and the reasons why:1. Kimberly-Clark (KMB): This might sound a bit out there but I have been hearing of a lot of guys getting caught literally with their pants down, during the V.P. debate, and other TV interviews. Maybe it has to do with the fuck me dress and boots, perhaps guys are aroused by quirky lines such as "say it aint so, Joe." I do not get it, but I would imagine if she is VP for 4 years, guys are going to be jacking off like crazy. KMB makes Kleenex. Enough Said.
2. Unilever(UL): Hand in hand with KMB (pun intended) as they make VASELINE. Enough said.
3. Smith and Wesson(SWB)/Ruger(RGR): Can you say bear hunt? Can you say deer hunt? Can you say let's hunt all the bad guys...err...suspected criminals out there!!
4. CREE and LED industry: It is legal to possess pot in Alaska--and apparently LED's are leading a lighting revolution in the cultivation of Pot. Big uptick for this industry--she clearly likes to toke and peek out of her binoculars making sure the Russians are not coming.
5. Limited Brands(LTD): Hearing chatter already, win lose or draw she gets her own bra, nighty and stocking lines post election.
6. Jones NY(JNY): FUCK ME boots, FUCK ME boots, and more FUCK ME boots.
7. Family Dollar Stores(FDO): Low end makeup gonna go fucking wild after this slut gets in. All you can get at $1.00 per item!! That's a great deal even for a Governor who puts private expenses on the bill of the constituency.
8. Taser(TASR): She and her family are BIG fans. These things are going to be everywhere if she and McPain get elected.
9. Nike(NKE): Hockey Moms buys hockey equipment.
10. Polaris(POLE): Maker of snow machines, which we know is near and dear to the hearts of the Palin crew--also hearing that she and McPain are going to insist these are more fuel economical than traditional auto's, driving adoption through the roof.
-The Angry Trader
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