"I just made $35million in 9 months for being a CEO of a shit hole company. What a year! Who is next in line for me to destroy the inherent value of your company in a year or less?" |
Internally the company has sucked for over 10 years. One CEO sucking worse than the next, but what has happened at HPQ in the past year is nothing short of fucking stunning:
In the last year they sacked their old CEO and appointed the former head of SAP as their new chief. Understand that Leo had systematically missed multiple cycle changes, his software and platform was old and dated and the only thing keeping the stock up was the legal need for Germans to own German stocks. So after fucking SAP royally, he made 2 decisions in the last month that shocked the investment community and the world.
1. Even though the product launch was only weeks old, HPQ was exiting the tablet market (ipad competitor). Then they decided they would keep selling them at a price point where HPQ was losing money on each sale. Good call.
"Yes I suck at being a CEO. But HPQ sucks worse, and I look forward to putting the final nails in their coffin." |
2. They announced they were getting out of the computer market. WHAT???? Once those words were uttered, the entire world called Michael Dell and said..."sign us up and ship us asap".
Then, late this week rumors started to surface about Leo being replaced by an even worse CEO, Meg Whitman. Meg basically ruined EBAY by making it just a ho-hum company. She was never able to really extract a better value for the underlying business and the company still has done nothing with their hidden gem, Pay-Pal.
Today it was announced that Meg was the new CEO of HPQ. I am putting the odds of her being at HPQ 2 years from now at less than 5%. The only question I have is in 2 years will HPQ still be HPQ or will be be folded into another better run company.
The only worse choice would have been Sue Decker to run the ship. Good luck Meg, good luck HP, you are surely going to need it!
--The Angry Trader.