Give Me Liberty!!!!

Give Me Liberty!!!!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Vladimir Putin Kicks George Bush's Ass in Macho Macho Man Competition

We all know Connecticut native George W. Bush likes to pretend that he's a tough guy. He talks like he's the one on the front lines in Iraq and likes to dress up as a cowboy or spaceman, depending on the day of the week and what his robot wife has picked out for him.

But fuck that, Vladimir Putin has him beat, coming out with a DVD putting his black-belt level Judo techniques on display. Putin needs to start wearing that judo outfit whenever he's in public because it makes him look like a total badass. George Bush won't look him in the eyes and see a good man; he'll see the Russian Chuck Norris.

Where did the world go wrong? How the hell did we get these insecure jackasses running the universe? No wonder we're falling apart.

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