We all know Connecticut native George W. Bush likes to pretend that he's a tough guy. He talks like he's the one on the front lines in Iraq and likes to dress up as a cowboy or spaceman, depending on the day of the week and what his robot wife has picked out for him.But fuck that, Vladimir Putin has him beat, coming out with a DVD putting his black-belt level Judo techniques on display. Putin needs to start wearing that judo outfit whenever he's in public because it makes him look like a total badass. George Bush won't look him in the eyes and see a good man; he'll see the Russian Chuck Norris.
Where did the world go wrong? How the hell did we get these insecure jackasses running the universe? No wonder we're falling apart.
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