"Some" Muslims Sure are Dumb!!

I dislike generalizations but when it comes to Muslims/Arabs/Persians I find myself constantly making sweeping generalizations. Lets do a short recap of the 3 latest attempts to commit terror attacks against or within America.

In terms of common denominators...here it is: THESE MOTHER FUCKERS CANNOT LIGHT A STUPID FUCKING WICK!!

I mean really. We read about 4 year olds lighting their homes on fire playing with lighters.

It's even easier to light a wick (I guess) with a book of matches. Not these mooks. Strike three bitches!!

So let's take a quick look at the brain trust the bad Muslims send to cause harm:

SHOE BOMBER: Richard Reid

When this attack failed, it really perplexed me. Look at the shoe with the wick...How hard can it be to light that? How hard would it have been to do it in the bathroom...by the time the smoke alarm went off, so would have the bomb.

FAILED

UNDERWEAR BOMBER: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab

This is a great headline. What a stupid putz. Could have taken a jumbo jet down during the holidays but in the end only ends up burning his testicles. Look at the picture of the underwear...I think this jackass shit his pants once they started to burn....

FAILED

And now moron number 3: Faisal Shahzad

At some point I will update this post to put this retards picture up for viewing but our government is not done torturing the shit out of him before they can show us the "before we beat the shit out him" photos. 3 kerosene cans, black powder, firecrackers in a car, which I am going to assume was filled with gasoline (although these guys are so dumb it was probably on empty) and he cannot light the fucking wick? What is wrong with these guys?

FAILED

Listen. I do love America and I do not want anything bad to happen here. However, if I was a Muslim who went for terror training, I think I would ask for my money back. Clearly there is a material breakdown during instruction periods.

So freedom loving people, take heart in the fact that the guys trying to harm us have IQ's that are lower than a can of corn.

One last thought...I have said for 2 years now, want to end terrorism, NUKE ALL OF PERSIA...AND THE IAN ENDING COUNTRIES TOO!!! GUARANTEED SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM.

--The Angry Trader