Memo to India--we have been to the moon already!!!

Apparently India (the country not the bow and arrow kind) sent into space a TV-size probe adorned with a painting of the Indian flag. This apparently, "successfully rammed into the moon "Friday evening as part of the country's first unmanned lunar mission, Indian space officials said.

RAMMED INTO THE MOON???? How fucking fast could it be going to "ram into the moon"? How about 5,760 kilometers per hour (3,579 mph). That is pretty fast.....

Here are two priceless comments from Indian officials:

"The probe had a hard landing on the lunar surface that terminated its functioning." If anything hits anything else at 3,000+mph, its gonna stop functioning...

"One of the objectives of this probe is to understand the moon for future soft landings." REALLY?? Future soft landings? Note to India: we have already gone to the moon....we KNOW how to have a soft landing. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, WASTING YOUR TIME, MONEY AND ENERGY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO HAVE A SOFT FUCKING LANDING????

I can't wait for next week's big press release from the Indian Government that they have figured out that you can use a telephone without chords attached to the wall as well as figuring out a methodology to transport men and munitions, UNDER WATER for great distances.

--The Angry Trader