Give Me Liberty!!!!

Give Me Liberty!!!!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Thanks, Meg! You are the Alan Greenspan of Tech!


Meg Whitman, take a bow: you have pulled off the second biggest back stab of the last two years. After taking the helm at eBay early in the decade, you mismanaged the auctioneer so horrendously that a once great franchise has collapsed into a market-share-hemorrhaging debacle. And yet you managed to leave in March 2008 and hand off a ticking time bomb to poor old John Donahoe, who has to wear a poncho to work every day because sellers and shareholders wait outside the front door at eBay headquarters to spit on him when he arrives each morning. It reminds us of another Houdini act, pulled off by the so-called "Maestro" Alan Greenspan, who aided and abetted the biggest credit bubble in the history of the world, only to hand off Great Depression Part Deux to Ben Bernanke. So a toast to Meg and Alan, the most worthless chicken shit pussies in recent memory!

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