You would think that another down 300+ day would be the impetus for me rethinking my chosen career--it is not.It is the fact that ANOTHER ship was hijacked off of Somalia overnight. (See http://www.reliefweb.int/rw/fullMaps_Af.nsf/luFullMap/6F7A9682B19148DCC12574D7004439A6/$File/unosat_SEC_som081002.pdf?OpenElement highlighting recent pirate attacks)
Not only is this getting ridiculous, but I am thinking this will be a more profitable business than working on the Street for the next year plus.
Considering I cannot do any business in this tape, carrying an AK-47 and sailing the high seas sure sounds like a fucking vacation! Throw in some sun, rum and an occasional rape or gang bang and fuck...that is A LOT more fun than sitting in front of 4 screens all bleeding red and contemplating slitting my wrists.
The only downside to my anticipated career change would be the fact that Iran has had some ships made to act as dirty bombs--one was hijacked by the Somali Pirates and a handful of them actually died after going through the cargo! Here is a link to the story:
The other chatter surrounding this seizure and ultimate death of some of the pirates is that the CIA was aware of the ship and paid the pirates to make their move. If that is true, that is fucking priceless.
Stay tuned, I am sure there is more to come on these stories. In the mean time, I have installed my Wifi on my vessel, the "Stealyourface" and am steaming full speed ahead for the Indian Ocean...
Moral of the story: Do NOT hijack Iranians ships or if you do--wear a chem suit, or NEVER TRUST THE CIA!!
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