Have A Great Vacation...Oh, By The Way.....You're Fired!



Stay tuned.  The process should be pretty funny and somewhat
good for the monthly free cash flow...



That is basically how the third Monday of August went for me.  Fucking A.  Down the shore, chillin on the beach with the kids and I get an email telling me to dial into the home office at 4:15 for a conf. call.  Fuck.  That cannot be good, I thought to myself.  So bla bla bla, all you need to know is that every morning for the last 5 years I have had to ask the people on our morning business call to be on mute and every mother fucking day I had to interrupt and ask at least one person to hit their fucking mute button because they were broadcasting over something much more important.  Why is this important?  Because I dialed in early, and started breathing really really heavy into the phone before the CEO got on.  I kept breathing heavy off and on during the conference call.  It was painfully funny and hard not to laugh.  Sometimes I kill myself. 



Please allow me to escort you
through the process of getting Obama money!!



I cannot really say anything bad against my former employer for a variety of legal reasons, but I can tell you that having 3 CEO's in 3 years is never a good thing.  Especially when the last one wants to get out of your business.  Rather than rant and sling mud, I am going to take you all through the process of filing for unemployment.  I figure this should be a real fucking eye-opener with a lot of opportunity for content here.  Stay tuned bitches, I'm gettin my Obama money! 

--The Angry Trader.