Iran and N.Korea--Time to Say Goodbye to Both!

What a week! Aside from dealing with a MAJOR life issue, one the size I have not grappled with since becoming a man (that's a joke, you assholes) for the past 3, we all received notice of not only Iran launching a test missile with a 1200 mile range, the dirty North Koreans "successfully" completed their second nuclear test, which just raises the stakes in their effort to ramp their program of mass destruction.

What the F is wrong with these goof balls? Both countries? Clearly war, death and destruction is the answer. I am proposing we impart all of that on both countries, without warning, during the dark hours of the night. Nothing says go F yourself, like a strategic nuclear strike at say....2am?

Now I only jest a bit....We NEED to take both programs down, down hard, and down RIGHT NOW. This world is waaay messed up already, to have to worry about some guys, named Ahmadinejad and Jong-il. I mean, what the F people??? How is it possible that a guy whose last name is IMPOSSIBLE to pronounce gets not only in power, but is in control of an unstable country like Iran? We need a new, full on, international law that says if the majority of the world cannot pronounce your name (or any part of it), you should not be permitted to rule, regardless of the type of leader you are.

As for Jong-il, why don't you just go and die old man? I mean seriously. You have ruled with an iron fist for a long ass time. Not only that, just look at this picture. What frigging world leader wears a hooded rain jacket (i think it is Members Only) to a nuclear test site? Moreover, Look at his face and how he holds his hands. My GAYDAR is going crazy.....yes.....HE'S A FAG!!!!!!!

Obama should send him a telegram asking how the D (short for dick) was that he took down this weekend.

South Korea, in the meantime is totally screwed. Below, S. Korea's nuclear envoy, Wi Sung-lac shows the chances of S.Korea surviving another year with this pedophile running the country to the north.

Do you see how close his fingers are? He really is not showing reporters how small his manhood is(you know those stereotypes are true!!) but in reality highlighting how little time he and his South Korean pals have left on the planet.

I do hate to be so belligerent, especially with considering moving the whole shit bang to hippie county where there is a higher level of tolerance, but man...these two winners need to be taken down, put to sleep permanently and then we all can dance on their graves.

Oh, one more thing.....if you saw this guy on the street, how bad do you think he would smell?

He would smell like a dead Iranian rat if I found him on the street....

---The Angry Trader.