Not McLovin The Un-Brave New World -

What a bunch of cowardly, weak, spineless, impotent fools we have running the show right now. But the biggest weakness of this administration is slowly but surely being exposed; their lack of understanding of what Americans actually want and don't want.

See, you Obama fans think you can win over the rest of the country with pathetic handouts and rhetoric about saving us from impending doom. And you think we really want to be dependent on your for money and love.

But what you are missing is that all you are doing is attacking the rest of us as failures and helpless and in desperate need of your support. We aren't pleased to get 20 bucks a month off of a new mortgage. We are insulted that you think you can fix everything with your soon to be vanished mandate.

We don't want your money. Because, you see, it's not your money. It's our money. And if we wanted you to spend it for us, we would voluntarily pay more in taxes every year. But we don't. In fact we spend millions on accountants to find every loop-hole just to avoid paying you anything at all.

Why?

Because we believe we know how to take care of ourselves better than you could. And in the event that we fall on hard times, we have pride and self-respect enough to not stick our hands out and beg for your mercy. We rely on family, friends, and most of all our own abilities to pull ourselves up.

So take your New Deal and shove it up your ass.

We would rather be poor than lose our dignity and self-respect. Don't underestimate our ability to CHANGE! This time, we are going to change as people at the core of the problem. We will learn to put off instant gratification in favor of personal financial security. And guess what? We don't need you for that. I know that kills you because if we don't fear death and beg you to save us, you will feel un-wanted. But I point you to Ronald Reagan, who spent 8 years reminding us that Government was the cause of the problem, not the solution. Remember the 80's? Good times.

My prediction stands: Obama will be sub-50% approval very soon, divinely placed in office or not.